It is with great sorrow that I must announce that Eve, my beloved friend and loyal assistant (smartphone ppc6900) has met her maker and is no longer with us.
It happened upon a sunny Saturday morning when I was traveling along in the wilderness of North Georgia and found need to cross the Chatooga river (just so happened to be the same one Deliverance was filmed on). With my inexperience in such river crossings, I mindlessly crossed at the narrowest part of the river which also happened to be where the current was strongest (duh). I unwittingly took my shoes off to do this.
It should be noticed that I was accompanied by my cousin, and highly esteemed outdoor enthusiast, who fortunately is a Wilderness First Responder. He was very helpful.
My feet failed to grip the slimy smooth stones and were swept out from under me. I took a terrible tumble down the river where I was, not unlike a pinball in an arcade game, thrown about the rocks. Result? Two banged up knees, a smashed thigh, a welted back and let’s not forget the broken second to last toe on my left foot and, of course, the beginning of the steady decline of my dear friend Eve who has officially bit the proverbial digital dust just minutes ago during a failed hard reset. She hung on bravely for 3 days, but alas, knew when to let go (when I reset her).
I’d like to tell you there was a deep moral lesson here, other than how to cross a river, and I’m sure there is, but in my current state, I’ve just not found it yet. If anyone wants to share their insights with me, I’m open to receive.
I’m happy to report there was nothing permanently damaged, save my ego. I can tell you I’m grateful I didn’t crack my head open.
Thanks for listening,
P.s. While connecting with nature…don’t connect too hard.